saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

mcvitie:

All the non europeans who dont know of Eurovision must be so confused
Because for two hours straight it was all “SPARKLY BELORUSSIANS HOLY SHIT DENMARK!! Ew netherlands please do not- MY HEART IS FISHFOOD DUBSTEP ASTRONAUT ROBOFAIRY!! omg sarcastic there scott BELGIAN CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS HAHa”
And then at the end of the two hours everyone just left and its like it never happened
It must be so confusing

pvblik:

okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now

winchestershuntingtrip:

That one time someone thought Sam Winchester was Jesus Christ.

kagarishuusei:

by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body

dampsandwich:

i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you

mildrose:

doing this right now

palemarried:

stop being cute and half way across the world im going to arrest you