breathethedownbow:

Jon Snow walks up to Gendry and says, “You must be Robert Baratheon’s bastard”

and runs off into the wilderness shrieking his victory

sherlockian-psychopath:

consultingavengersintardis:

fartinbumberbatch:

native-detroiter:

Benedict Cumberbatch

benemilk

i thought you were talking about the one that fell

TOO SOON

mishawinsexster:

he said of the two serial killers warming their hands over the burning body of an undead nazi they just killed 

angelicassbutts:

“tea is good for you” I say as I pour the whole sugar bag in my cup.

CECILIA BARTOLI

fachyeahoperasingers:

a little?

lalna:

nefertiti-is-my-division:

gingerly-yours:

jasjuliet:

crystallizedtwilight:

When I was younger I always thought I’d want to wed an elf, but now I see the benefits of marrying a dwarf greatly outweigh those of the fairer.

THIS IS TOO ACCURATE FOR WORDS

plus i bet they”d be excellent cuddlers

yeeeee

scubastevesmyhero:

lat3night:

samjoonyuh:

I could’ve watched this for days.

ok but like what did i just watch?

omg

caseyvastardis:

ohmoveover:

jersonordavid:

paradisaic:

birds have contributed nothing to society

speak for yourself, mah boi

#WAIT FOR THE VEGANS TO FIND THIS

thanks tumblr for once again sabotaging my plans for healthier eating.

assuagement:

The wheel they used for the riff off in Pitch Perfect has the category of “Songs ruined by Glee”

starkidnutty:

absolutleynoidea:

so what you’re telling me is that the cheesecake factory is a portal to Mordor? Wait a minute how did you get there? Did you just walk in?